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7chan
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Foundation December 2005
Major Boards /b/, /a/, /vg/, /VIP/
Epileptic Wins /b/day, kicking furries out, growing up
Website 7chan.org

7chan was created on September 25th, 2005 by symbion and the mysterious zeneslev, for the lulz. The site used to be funded by zeneslev's brother Renzo, but that luxury backed out. It's main server is in FDC's datacenter. It did not gain a substantial userbase until the events of /b/-day, where it was advertised on /b/ through the underlying chaos. 7chan now has a significant user base, and is slowly gaining more.

Ironically, despite flourishing as a result of the oppression that preceded /b/-day, moderation and enforcement of rules is actually comparable to that of 4chan, if not even more enforced. Moderators are extremely responsive, especially upon receiving a topic/post report, as people who create topics/posts that violate the rules (such as those who post jailbait, CP, or imply that they visit 4chan) will be met with incredibly swift banhammer strikes, and have their topics/posts deleted. However, most users consider these mods to be friendly because of their lack of mental deficiencies (unlike 4chan's moot), tolerance towards lolicon and their intolerance towards furry sexy time pix. After the summer 2008 shutdown the /cake/ boards were removed, but it's back now.



Boards

Conductor Cat is one of 7chan's mascots and an original character from the site. although noone has ever heard of it before and it is never seen nor used in advertisements.
Conductor Cat is one of 7chan's mascots and an original character from the site. although noone has ever heard of it before and it is never seen nor used in advertisements.

7chan contains 47 boards, at last count. Some of them are inspired by their 4chan equivalent, while some of them are unique to 7chan. The 7chan admins split the boards into 4 categories.

VIP

The VIP section contains 7chan's most prized, and most relevant boards to /b/tards. This includes:

  • /34/- Rule 34 board, dedicated to destroying childhood memories with sexy time pix.
  • /b/- 7chan's random, the new home of many /b/tards of 4chan. Now currently the largest /b/ board in the intertubes next to that of 4chan. Some argue that it is superior to 4/b/, meaning it has a much more substantial amount of lolicon, shotacon, if that can be physically possible. Also, any new topics created will not immediately be buried by OVER 9000 other new topics. GodJesus bless the internets! Furry content is now a bannable offense.
  • /i/- No longer exists. Historically, it was the meeting place for the /i/nsurgency after /b/day during the summer of 2006. It was taken down by the partyvan.

General Boards

The fury is one of 7chan's mascots.
The fury is one of 7chan's mascots.
  • /a/- Weeaboo, the board dedicated to animu.
  • /ani/- For all other animal related topics.

*/cat/- Caturday, everday. HAHAHA, NOT ANYMORE

  • /kitchen/- Tips on cooking and burning your house down.
  • /co/ - Comics. Like manga, but with smaller eyes and less speedlines.
  • /dogs- It's the same as /cat/ Board is gone. /cat/ mission accomplished.
  • /fit/- A board unique to 7chan LOL STOLEN BY MOOT. Unlike 4chan's /fit/, this one actually has actual advice.
  • /fl/- Flash reposts of reposts. Worth keeping an eye on as good hentai pops up occasionally. Usually broken in some way or another.
  • /tg/- Games, formerly Tabletop Games. Basically, anything as like Warhammer. oh woops it's tabletop games again.
  • /gif/- Again, loads of reposts. But this time, they're animated!!
  • /halp/- It's like 4chan's /g/, only not filled with trolls. Users will actually deliver halp on occasion, and trolling earns bans.
  • /lit/- Literature.
  • /me/- Media, instead of having a good music board, or a good tv board, there is one crappy media board
  • /oe/- Oekaki. Weeaboos who think they can draw.
  • /pr/- Programming in various languages. Script kiddies are ejected summarily.
  • /r/- Formerly the /r/equest board. It's gone forever.

*/st/- Oh boy, stencils. Gone. */svg/- Vectors. Gone.

  • /t/- Torrent posts and requests. Removed for the same reasons as /r/.
  • /tech/- Like 4chan's /g/, only not filled with support threads. Separate from /halp/.
  • /vg/- Video Games. Flamewars run rampant, enter at your own risk.
  • /w/- A board for things to kill your boss with, or your wife.
  • /wp/- Wallpapers, it's like a wallscroll for your computer!
  • /x/- Paranormal, the best general board.
  • /zom/-Zombies, redundant.
This is what 7channers ride frequently.
This is what 7channers ride frequently.


External Boards

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This is just how much the mods luv furries.

These boards are all hosted on 711chan. This gets around 7chan's objections to having them around, while still allowing those who were BAAAAWWWWWWING to have their boards.

  • /drug/- Drugs, both legal and otherwise. Replaces /rx/.
  • /joey/- Joey T. Fanclub. /i/ returns, hosted on another site. That way, when they get vanned, 7chan's servers are safe.
  • /weed/- Like, woah, man...

SEKRIT BOARDS

  • /test/- Board that can be used to test whatever.

7chan, A History

7chan and 4chan

7chan and 4chan are in constant rivalry due to the events of /b/-day, where many 4channers seperated from the herd to make their new home at 7chan. As such, 7chan maintains that they are better than 4chan because their community is smaller and contains less Gaia players, noobs, and other undesirables, and because their /b/ has rules. 4chan, on the other hand, maintains that 7chan is inferior because 4chan's is the original /b/, because 7chan is unstable and experiences downtime. Although no one on 7chan ever goes to 4chan, they are always the first and best source when it comes to 4chan's downtime.

The deep-seated nature of this rivalry causes minor outbreaks of interchan conflict occasionally, though usually such occurrences are minor, such as a couple of 4channers posting furry on 7chan's /b/ in order to annoy them. The lingering distrust and anger between these two factions is unlikely to ever cease.

Mod Drama 2: Electric Boogaloo

"Also, congratulations to those un/b/ idiots who actually fell for this too. I left a tab open in the screenshot just for you."  In conclusion, Hal Turner is out of donations, "overthrown" so to speak, and 7chan wins.
"Also, congratulations to those un/b/ idiots who actually fell for this too. I left a tab open in the screenshot just for you." In conclusion, Hal Turner is out of donations, "overthrown" so to speak, and 7chan wins.

7chan briefly redirected to Internet Police HQ, paralleling Hal Turner's FBI redirect, as a joke. When 7chan came back up, the following message was stickied on /b/:

"As many of you know, a certain "raid" that was started here has gained lots of attention over the past few weeks. This "raid", targeted at Hal Turner of Hal Turner Radio, was actually a plan that was devised by Buri-chan, former 7chan admin, and Hal Turner himself. The details of the plan are that 7chan offered Hal Turner notoriety with the *chan communities [as most of them are filled with white supremacists anyway], and, unknown to us, donations, in exchange for an extra server to ease the pressure on our current, overtaxed servers.
As the community is open to pretty much any type of discussion, we couldn't exactly stop this so-called raid from happening, so we decided to play along. Couldn't hurt, right?
What we didn't count on was the few "out of the loop" raiders attacking other sites, such as Bill White's [aka overthrow.com owner]. Apparently, Bill White took offense and ordered his own fans [ps3 hueg numbers] to take down our site, which, as you know, has happened.
Apologies to all parties unintentionally harmed by this mixup. We are no longer in this with Hal [since, apparently, this is a scam on his part, since he received over $1,000 in donations].
- Matt"

The clever folks at 7chan managed to take away the last of Hal Turner's fanbase/donators, and make a new meme. We also learned what gullible means.

Reactions to this statement seem to fall into several categories:

  1. "Meh. We did it for the lulz, and we got them. Declare victory!"
  2. "The mods are just kidding! IT'S ALL AN ILLUSION! BLACK IS WHITE! POOL IS OPEN!"
  3. "I'm shocked, SHOCKED that 7chan wasn't honest and forthright! I'm going back to 4ailchan, where the mods never act badly."
  4. "Where's mah check?" (i.e. "Let's make a meme out of it!")


Hal Turner says:

"Bill White is once again simply making things up. He has quite a track record of doing exactly that.
There isn't one iota of truth to what Bill has written in his claiming the DDoS was setup in any way by me.
I do not know anyone at any of the web sites that perpetrated this series of attacks. I did not talk to anyone about doing the attacks.
Bill White simply doesn't know what the hell he is talking about. He is a has- been who is trying to weasel some publicity for himself and his pathetic web site out of the issue involving me.
Hal Turner"

7chan's Numerous Deaths and Rebirths

The entire point of 7chan and the reason that so many /b/-tards flocked to it and stayed there after /b/-day, is that, unlike 4chan, 7chan strictly maintains that the only rules they will allow their board to be effected by are: no CP, no Furry Content, and no board-wide flooding (flooding kept in one thread on /b/ is Ok). Due to this and other reasons, such as DDoS attacks, bandwidth problems and money issues, 7chan tends to go down for a while and then return. Loyal 7channers know the score and always wait it out, but other /b/-tards see this as a failure. Comparisons between 7chan and a phoenix will result in accusations of furriness.

Apocalypse

The cancer that WAS 7chan!
The cancer that WAS 7chan!

In May of 2008, 7chan finally collapsed under the weight of it's own massive failure and went dark. According to 7chan, the site is "undergoing staff changes and restructuring", but everyone knew that the admins were just too busy masterbaiting furiously to pay the server rent.

The closing of 7chan began, as usual, with mod drama. Hero of 7chan and true leader of the people OmgWtfIDiedLol decided one day that 7chan would benefit from having /b/ shut down, to be replaced with a picture. Humorless jerk Jerrcs felt otherwise and reopened /b/ against Steve's wishes. Shit hit the fan, and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. P4ch3c0, the apathetic owner of 7chan, pulled the plug rather than deal with this small problem. When asked for comment on his decision, p4 snapped his fingers and said "I don't give a toss".

Yet another death and rebirth

Alternate version of the final notice which was briefly uploaded.
Alternate version of the final notice which was briefly uploaded.

On 7/07/08, after a protracted and brave struggle with terminal cancer, 7chan finally succumbed to the inevitable. After all boards on site were deleted, the admin OverlordXenu left an announcement on the main page that it had been decided that it was for the best that they pull an Ol' Yeller, and took 7chan out back to the woodpile and put it out of its misery.

However, 7chan was only down for about 2 hours. p4ch3c0 finally saw sense and brought it back with /b/, and nothing much else. The internet rejoiced.

7chan Memes and Culture

7chan has few memes unique to themselves.

  • #Fortune

Unlike the lame pool of cookie-grade messages in 4chan's Fortune, 7chan opted for fortunes based on memes and Engrish, often dooming the fortune-ee to a fate of surprise buttsecks or worse. Gone now.

  • #Russianroulette

Russianroulette was like #Fortune, except the poster had a 1 in 6 chance to become an hero, banning themselves for a short period of time. This one's gone too.

  • EXCELLENT
EXCELLENT!
EXCELLENT!

One of the mods decided to add to /b/'s wordfilters, and they made the word excellent filter to a picture of Bill and Ted from that movie, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. Nobody knows when, since the word was barely ever used. However, in a recent Verbose thread, the word was used and the wordfilter discovered. Spam like this has not been seen since Desu. Now things have quited down, but still, sometimes excellent will replace all other adjectives. There are photoshops of this one too.

7chan today

7chan today is a much different site. One of the few imageboards that directly seperates itself from Anonymous and having abandoned their heritage and gone through so much internet struggle, 7chan is now an underpopulated pile of boards. Acting like you use 4chan is grounds for a ban, as is mentioning Project Chanology, trying to start a raid, or being a bit of an idiot.

See Also

External Links

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