The Banhammer (historically referred to as B&jolnir) is the ultimate weapon against the unfunny and all breeds of vandal. It should only be wielded by the righteous-- its true powers are only accessible by those who descend from Trolldin to champion the causes of the meek. The first to hold this weapon was Richard Lowtax in the early days of the Something Awful forums. So famous is it that it's even an available weapon in Morrowind.
How To Invoke
When someone posts something unfunny, you may choose one of two three options:
Read their post in a high-pitched voice. This requires a microphone.