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DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL

At least 100 years ago the video game company Nintendo, well known for its open support of NAMBLA, made a game about furries in space. It turned out to be the source for much of the furry pr0n on th3 interwebs. For this Nintendo is considered un-1337 and has thousands of rabid fanboys, who make great lol-cows. During the game, one of the furry idols informs his gay lover to "do a barrel roll".

How to do a Barrel Roll

So simple, even n00b can do it!
So simple, even n00b can do it!
  • If Comcast: continue surfing and you will have to do one in about 5 minutes to re-establish your Internet connection.
  • If DSL: unplug the power cord, wait a few seconds, plug it in, wait about 30 seconds, proceed with trolling.
  • If dial up: select disconnect, call your mom (if you aren't a basement dweller), tell your mom that you need to return to World of Warcraft, hang up, turn up computer speaker volume, crap eggs, dial up, go to 12chan/CP, go get lube, ????, Partyvan!
  • However, at some point some genius found out that simply pressing Z or R twice will instantly reveal a barrel roll. Alternatively, Ctrl + W can induce barrel rolls.
  • Press Z or R twice!


How to do One

A barrel roll. Do one.
A barrel roll. Do one.

The only legitimately funny barrel roll video ever made

The Physics of Barrel Roll.
The Physics of Barrel Roll.

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