From WhatPort80
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She installed electronic security, a phone tracing system, and bought a dog. *WOOF*
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| —Phil Shuman, on how Anonymous took steps to protect herself from Anonymous. Oh, the irony!
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Buy A Dog is a meme that originated when Faux News ran an investigation on the growing threat of hackers on steroids. The propaganda flick relayed the horrifying tale of an Alex Wuori, whose MySpace had been hacked. He also claimed that threatening messages were left on his mom's answering machine.
In typical over-the-top fashion, his mother immediately did what any reasonable person would do: she purchased a new security system for her entire house, put a tracer on their phone line, closed the curtains, and finally...she BOUGHT A FRICKIN' DOG.
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Dogs. Making you buy them since 2007
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Dog promotional poster by Ollie.
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Anonymous begs for mercy in the face of a dog with a laser.
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dog+curtains+van...you nevar thawt you'd say it.
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A Doberman may be a good choice
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This will help you keep your family safe
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Anon will NEVARR attempt to haxx0r you or detonate a van close to you if you have curtains, espeically if used in combination with a dog.
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Anonymous. We'll make you buy a dog.
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Dogs may screw you up, though. Well, hum.
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This dog poses little threat.
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Dogs don't like Michael Vick.
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Dogs have held back terrorists for hundreds of years.
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Wearing a Firedog hat will not help you.
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