From WhatPort80

Ceiling Cat refers to a photographic image of a concerned-looking cat whose head appears poking out through a hole in a ceiling. This image has become universally recognized by all denizens of the Tubes as a sign of wonder, an icon of fear, and a source of lulz. In the mythos of memedom, Ceiling Cat is the analog of God.

Mythology and Powers

Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate. If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one. Some consider this to be an invasion of privacy, but if Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his deadly eye lazers, which is why noone complains.

The Great Religious Debate

It is often argued among /b/tards who is the higher cat: Ceiling cat or Longcat. While certain supporters of Ceiling cat purport that he is superior due to his omnipotence (which is focused mostly on watching people masturbate), Some argue that Longcat is even larger than the universe itself. This has created a permanent rift in the cat-worshipping /b/tard community. However, ICanHasCheeseburger has been known to call images of longcat as ceiling cat, suggesting the two are one in the same.

DIDJA KNOW??

• The original Ceiling Cat photo was purportedly taken by wikipedia samguana, owner of Ceiling Cat's fleshly avatar.
• In Canada, Ceiling Cat is allowed to setup shop in your home according to section 487.4 of the criminal code.

Gallery

Ceiling Cat pointing to a masturbating guy. Ceiling Fishing Cat Oh exploitable Has been around since time began

Now on Microsoft Windows Few are aware Tribute to keep him happy Finally answers the question about the other side of the world Loves drama WHERE IS YOUR F40PH NOW? Ceiling cat watching Old School Ceiling Cat Make your own Temple Of Ceiling Cat with this handy pattern More stuff to do with your hands. Ceiling Cat will smite you.

See Also

• Limecat
• Longcat
• Serious Cat
• Masturbation