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Copypasta (or Copy pasta, or COPY PASTA) is text on *chans that gets copied and pasted over and over. This is how it works: someone posts something on /b/ that riles people up. People see the topic and copy that first inflammatory post. Then a week or so later someone posts it again. Or they might post it a day later. Or a minute later. Whatever. The flamewar starts over again.

Copypasta Archives

Below are the archives of collected copypasta:

Copypasta Endings

Often copypasta will have endings resulting in various memes and lulz, as follows:

Bel Air Ending

This will end the copypasta with the famous theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Often coming in at the 'and my mom got scared' part or has a character recite the whole thing. The longer and more serious the story is, the better the Bel-Air ending.

Reese's Puffs

A time-tested classic. This ending usually comes into play at the climax of a very troubling or exciting situation. Rather than resolve the story, one of the characters will abruptly say something to the effect of "I had Reese's for breakfast." At this point, the other character will completely forget about his/her worries and jump into the corresponding commercial dialogue, enamored by the peanut butter and chocolatey goodness that is Reese's Puffs cereal. "It's Reese's... for breakfast!"

Candle...guy

This kind of ending is usually abrupt. Often they will consist of asking of a character named Jack where to put the candles. This is because it is rumoured that if you say Candlejack's name, he will come to ste

"That's the power of Pinesol!"

A rarely used ending of a person being in a place with no or an odd clean smell. When they notice this, a large black woman will reveal herself and shout "That's that power of Pinesol!"

Thornberry'd

This will end the copypasta with a line from the Wild Thornberrys: "And between you and me, something amazing happened... and now I can talk to animals! It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same."

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