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Anyone can use all caps!

SEE ALSO BILLY MAYS

Typing in All Caps is the awesomest thing evar. Just by pressing the the "Caps Lock" button and then proceeding to type normally, you'll soon become noticed by everyone. People will start taking you more srsly OL and you'll soon become an important and respected internets user. They will find everything you say terribly interesting and insightful, members of all genders will want to have sex with you and you'll become extremely good in bed. See the images here for instructions. Not only will it do all these things and more, it will also make you sound like Samuel L Jackson in his movies.

One of the biggest problems that non-1337 people face when they're trying the All Caps method for the first time is that it might take a while to stop hitting the Shift key accidentally.

Commonly used by AOLers in chatrooms, 419 scammers in their emails, and death chain post senders on MySpace.

Trivia

Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Cool!!
Even with cruise control, you still have to steer
Doing a google image search for "caps lock is cruise control for cool" finds just one page that's almost entirely hentai.
Billy Mays and Barry Scott are the only human being to advertise in all caps... verbally.
It's also fun to type in caps lock because when you read it it's like screaming inside a person's head! Power!!
Typing in all caps will give you an erection!!
Fatman scoop raps in Caps Lock, and appears to be stuck on Caps Lock IRL.
Barry Scott types in all caps (like Cillit Bang)
Typing in caps makes you row faster, helpful if you're a rower [TOM].
Intarnet drama king Shut Up And Die is most notorious for typing in all caps.
Typing in all caps related to typing regularly presented in this simple inequality: all caps > not all caps.
Your Caps Lock key is nao in all caps.
There is also a little-know cult about Death Note: Caps Lock DN. They spend most of their time trolling ISketch for the lulz. They have only one rule: "CAPS or be kicked".
The script of the movie 300 is written in all caps.