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Cake. Everybody loves it. Cake is delicious and thus...you must eat it. As the græt /b/tard once postulated:
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It is delicious cake...you must eat it!
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You will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Eat cake and bow down to your robot overlord!
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Since time immemorial, people have wanted their cake and they have wanted to eat it too. Oh, but if only life was that simple. Unfortunately, there always seems to be something, or someone, trying to prevent you from getting your hands on delicious cake and eating it. It is at times like these that one must go to extraordinary measures to get at that delicious cake you so crave.
Fortunately, the scientists, mathematicians, engineers, physicists and metaphysicists at 4chan are working around-the-clock posing every conceivable hypothetical situation one might find oneself in, vis-a-vis delicious cake, and the ultimate prize and enjoying said deliciousness.
Delicious Cake Threads
A Delicious Cake thread starts when the OP posits a potentially problematic situation involving delicious cake and you (with regards to your getting at and ultimately eating the delicious cake). The brain trust at /b/ then lets loose a barrage of posts with potential solutions to this horrible dilemma.
The following is a neatly demonstrated example:
The Hypothetical Predicament:
 How do I enjoyed delicious cæk? |
Suggested Solutions:
"Now you're thinking with Jule Verne"
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"Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Centre..."
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"There's a hole in the sky..."
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"...Through which things can fly."
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"Now you're thinking with Portals."
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From The Peanut Gallery:
Solutions in 3 Dimensions
The Hypothetical Predicament:
 With such a number of overwhelming obstacles, how will you succeed? |
The 3D Solution:
 Solve it with the third dimension! Of course! |
Did you know that...
- Cake is code for good times.
- The cake is a lie.
- The cake is a lie.
- The cake is a lie.
- The cake is a lie.
- GASP! The cake ISN'T a lie!!!!!11111111
- Just kidding, the cake is totally a lie.
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Being served delicious cake.
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Even kitty liek delicious cæk!
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Delicious cake is sometimes elusive
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Could it be? THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE?!?!?!?!!11 EAT IT! EAT IT NOWWW!!!1one BEOFRE IT BE GONE
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Now you're thinking with Portals. DOIN IT ORNG, if he had read it, it's portalproof.
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How Does I Failed At Cake-Defense?]]
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BEHOLD, TEH POWER OF MSPAINT!!!
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Difficult, but not impossible
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OP: You are separated from delicious cake by math.
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Dude...you just exploded and imploded my mind.
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There is no non-violent solution...it's Cho Time!
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