Desuchan
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Desuchan is the place where thousands upon thousands of dolljoint fans go for all of their Rozen Maiden needs. This website was made by a weeaboo (and pedo) named Dark Master Schmidt and has since been inhabited by fans of the anime as well as many other people ranging from role-players to Touhou fans and the occasional /b/tard troll. The imageboard itself contains boards dedicated to the dolls, as well as a general Rozen Maiden board, containing nothing but pure pictures of dolljoints. It also has numerous other boards, such as /loli/, /rp/, /touhou/, etc. etc. etc. ad nauseum.
Desuchan has been around longer than The Internet and was created by Al Gore as a government investigation to determine how to make people sad, sorry whiners. The investigation determined that if a large amount of touhou fans and role-play fans are held on the same board for an indefinite amount of time, everyone, even the neutrals, will end up in a mound of BAAWWWWW. During its early days, Desuchan spent most of its time getting brought down by DDoS against its disappointingly weak server, with the once cancer-free Bokuchan serving as a temporary refuge during outages. Lately, uptime increased dramatically, and apart from the occasional v&, things are just fine thanks.
Notable Boards
- /desu/ - Home to the main focus of the board, /desu/ contains lots and lots of desu. Many people have contributed by posting hundreds upon hundreds of desu pictures and shoops just to make themselves satisfied. However, what makes this board pretty much lame is the fact that IT NEEDS MOAR DESU. To troll /desu/, just use Gaston, or Jissou. It's super effective.
- /ot/ - This board is similar in function to 4chan's /b/, only this time, it was populated by role-players and drama queens escaped from 4chan /a/. Unlike /b/, this board lacks the usual content posted by /b/tards and is only considered as a second rate wanna-/b/.
- /ro/ - Dedicated to everything Rozen Maiden-related that doesn't fit into one of the individual Maiden boards.
- /rp/ - Dedicated to the role-players, who occasionally create some lulz.
- /touhou/ - Dedicated to LULZ SHOOTAN GAMEZ. And lolis.
- /o/ - Home of Aphex and other artists. Home of IRC-tans.
- /loli/ - The reason OGD is b& from Desuchan.
- /tr/ - Where Megu goes to pretend he's straight. Currently the most active board on Desuchan.
Memes
Desuchan has created and/or co-opted quite a few of its own memes during its existence. A few of these (e.g. Shirou) were imported straight from /a/; others (e.g. DFN) were present elsewhere but gained an entirely new context on Desuchan; others (e.g. Hamuleen) are Desuchan originals.
- DollF*gN*gra (DFN): Pops up, staring upwards, after any racy picture of one of the Maidens (or the stray KFC bucket). A fantastic, model citizen. Also, lulz naughty words.
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: the President of Iran subjected to many shoops to fit popular sayings such as 'I'd Hit It' or 'Do Want'.
- Dollmongler: aka "that bellhop guy". A rival to DFN with a Grinman-type grin who mongles dolls. Is extremely fond of loli, but makes exceptions. His hobbies include hoarding pics of Desuchan's mods, grinning, and mongling dolljoints. The Dollmongler appeared shortly after the suspicious disappearance of the Jointmongler, who was a little like the Dollmongler in doll form.
- Shirou: The use of a picture of Shirou sometimes combined with "I'm not following you" or "...You lost me." in response to an "I'd ___ her ____ if you know what I mean."
- KanaGET: Pictures of Kanaria are often used to claim GETs on Desuchan, especially on the Maiden boards. Because of the natural rivalry existing in the anime/manga, all the dolls are often seen stealing GETs on each other's boards (e.g. Shinku/Suigintou, Kirakishou/Hinaichigo, etc), but Kanaria is by far the most common.
- Hamuleen: An annual celebration thought up and copyrighted by Desuchan artist Aphex while drunk (naturally). Hamuleen is the true form of Halloween with pork and hammy goodness for all, and is generally celebrated with epic sketching and drawing of costumed Maidens. Hamuleen is currently finished for 2009, with sketches delivered at the end of October. Don't mention the walrus.
- Biggy: Forced meme involving Suigintou and a large bottle of Yakult (weird yogurty thing) with the Engrish marketing slogan "Biggy is mild and good taste" written on its label.
- Vladimir Putin: Known far and wide as an incredibly sexy hunk of man-flesh, this prime-minister-turned-Bond-villain is especially popular on /kashira/ (a board mostly populated by Russians), but shows up in just about every other board that needs some extra McLovin'.
- I'll get my coat: ...yes, yes you will.
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