From WhatPort80

Dying along is what most of you are doing, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but the more time you spend on the internets, the more likely it becomes that you will die alone. Seen as the worst thing ever by many, you seriously need to avoid doing this.

How to Die Alone

One of the best ways to die alone is to contract AIDS. Trust us, no one will want to go near you as it's a fact that AIDS is extremely contagious. Other than AIDS, there are few other factors that determine whether you will die alone. These include STD's such as Gonorrhea, Herpes, and Dyslexia, social retardation, being ugly, and lurking 4chan.

Those whom will die alone

• You
• Idiots
• moot
• Wiki editors
• EdwardLollington
• Chris-chan

See Also

• An hero
• Sexting