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Magibon, Internet celebrity par excellence
Magibon, Internet celebrity par excellence

An Internet celebrity is an unemployed person, often a student, who is widely known among the members of an e-subculture or clique. The term itself is a misnomer because people who use the internet are not popular IRL. Most Internet celebrities have more people on their LiveJournal friends list than anyone else, and it is to these vaunted heights of e-fame that all self-respecting comment or attention seekers aspire.

E-Fame

If you can't get famous in real life, your only alternative is to be an attention seeker engaging in shameless self promotion until you achieve the fine heights of e-fame, a celebrity in the electronic alternative reality that is teh internets.

Marks of e-fame include having more people on your LiveJournal Friendslist than anyone else, having your posts featured on LJ Drama, and of course having your own entry on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Also, crying over Britney is highly recommended.

How to Become an Internet Celebrity

  • Make a video BAAAWWWWW-ing about your favorite IRL celebrity.
  • Pretend to be an intellectual by posting controversial videos on YouTube.
  • Do it for the lulz
  •  ???????
  • PROFIT!


How to Maintain E-Fame

Gary Brolsma, creator of Numa numa, definitely lost at the internet
Gary Brolsma, creator of Numa numa, definitely lost at the internet

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?" -- WarGames

There are about as many ways to win at the internet as there are internets. Here is a partial list:

  • Winning an Internet lawsuit
  • Pwning all the members of a forum with one post
  • Pwning an annoying user of a community by photoshopping their picture with as many shock images as possible [1]
  • Call yourself by a random letter and declare yourself WIN.
  • Don't play WoW.
  • Rickroll a Major League Baseball team.[2]

Also, though it seems paradoxical, sometimes people work towards getting banned from a specific part of teh interWeb. If that's your sorta thing, fine... you win the prize.


Internet Celebrities - MYSPACE EDITION

A MySpace Celebrity is anyone who is well-known on MySpace. Normally but not always, these people have done something amazing to warrant their e-fame. Many are friendwhores, and the rest are just regular sleezy womans.

Some go on to exciting careers as singers and actors. Others just fade out in time and are replaced by the next barely legal sleezy woman that figures out how to use a key board.


Notable Internet Celebrities

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