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 Suicide. Terrorism. Death Threats. Genocide. Harassment... Welcome to the internet's deepest and darkest hell pit; EBAUMSWORLD.COM. All-pervasive and insidious, at the bleakest corner of the internet lies eBaumsworld, the Agent Smith of the Matrix which stamps the watermark of the beast upon everything pure and ruins lives, one life-shattering raid at a time. Cyber-insurgents swearing fealty to their fell chieftain Eric Bauman, have covered the whole of the internets with bots, hackers, virtual pigs and child-seeking robotic centipedes that hunt down your pictures and dox.
eBaum vs. Something Awful As previously noted, everything "hosted" on eBaumsworld was created elsewhere, usually humor sites like Fark, Something Awful, 4chan, Newgrounds, YTMND or even LiveJournal. It has been theorized that eBaum has even stolen old content from himself, which of course was previously stolen. Upon noticing a recent update featuring a years-old comedy goldmine, goons organized a massive forum invasion and brought parts of eBaumsworld to its knees by repeatedly spamming catchphrases and complaining about eBaum's lack of a conscience. In retaliation, eBaum inserted a snippet of code into every page on his site that requested files from Something Awful's servers. This brought the forums down for five minutes until Radium, returned and changed some file and ended the sloppy denial of service attack that eBaum had begun. Goons Altf4 and Trapezoid decided that, as 80's children's cartoons had taught them, they could help change their hellish little slice of the internet world through the power of song. What they came up with sounds like a cross between hair metal and a hobo breaking into a piano convention, and the accompanying flash animation is more like an MS Paint slideshow. Angry goons and other eBaums enemies, however, ate the entire thing up. After a while, eBaum decided he would no longer tolerate the existence of Ebaumsworldsucks.com and threatened the owners, saying "im going to own this domain in 72 hours either way bro" (sic). The SA goons promptly laughed. eBaum then got in contact with AltF4, the creator of the flash, pleading with him to take it down. The SA goons, after they finished pleasuring each other, then started a Livejournal community, eBaumsucks, which is currently trying to make a list of everything that eBaum has stolen. The chatlog can be read here. The site now lies in purgatory, as everyone realized that protesting eBaum's thievery is like holding a rally against bad traffic: everybody hates it, but it's too prevalent to destroy. eBaum vs YTMND In January of 2006, the powers that be at eBaumsworld lifted an image from a user at YTMND. In the late hours of Saturday, January 7th, irate YTMND users launched an attack against the eBausmworld forums. Something Awful [1], Fark, 4chan, LUELinks, Gaia Online, VGCats, Gen[M]ay and even Wikipedia [2] were used to get the message out: war was beginning! eBaumsworld barred its doors to new forum users, and the n00bs began to use .bat files with ping commands to DoS eBaumsworld in an attempt to bring it down. This attack barely dented the bandwidth usage at eBaumsworld -- a site that encourages hotlinking to their stolen image macros as its main form of advertising. The YTMND webmaster, Max, posted an announcement on the main page strictly forbidding sites about DDoS. This seriously impaired the internets Jihad against eBaumsworld, as their main source of getting the message across was blocked. This didn't stop enraged YTMND fans from fighting back though, as they crafted a cunning script that constantly downloads and refreshes the stolen Lindsay Lohan image from eBaum's server. After Bauman sent two "cease and desist" emails, containing poor grammar and even a "LOL", Max finally had enough. He posted a hilarious and witty email that totally pwned eBaumsworld in general. Also, the YTMND user that created the original Lohan image started sending cease and desist letters to eBaumsworld. It was enough, and eBaumsworld finally admitted defeat by removing the Lohan image. As Max is regarded as a man who keeps his word, he kept his part of the deal and deleted every site that has "eBaum" in the title. NOTE: he was not required to delete every eBaum site, just the ones with "eBaum" in the title. THIS IS TRUE LUNACY! That second week of January, 2006 will long be remembered as the day that the most limp-wristed forum war in history was fought and won, by YTMND's cracked-out users. It will also be remembered as a day when eBaumsworld finally was humiliated for being a website full of hacks. eBaumsworld vs NewgroundsHating eBaum is a fad on the newgrounds forums. If you even MENTION Bauman, you will get flamed, raped, banned, tied down and beaten senseless with bansticks, and then banned and raped again. This fad started when a random n00b found a tacky flash on eBaumsworld, and said, "hey! I saw something like this on newgrounds!" So he made a thread about it, and thus started the anti-Bauman movement at Newgrounds. eBaumsworld vs SomaForumSomaForum is a spinoff of eBaumsworld created by a few butthurt users who hated the eBaums mods. Some eBaums users spammed SomaForum with shock images and naughty pictures, but after a while everyone realized that a half-assed spinoff of an already half-assed site wasn't even close to being worth the trouble. eBaumsworld vs Fredryk PhoxBauman saw short video clips of Fredryk Phox acting like a moron somewhere and requested he create an exclusive eBaums video. Fredryk, never having heard of eBaumsworld before, agreed and branded a compilation of his random video clips and sent it to Bauman. Bauman then rewarded this kind gesture by continuing to put Fredryk Phox videos and other contents on his site. Fredryk retaliated by making a series of videos, beginning with "The Eric Bauman Story". 7chan vs. eBaum vs. 7chan againOn Saturday, January 13, 7chan, in retaliation for Bauman's theft of one of the pathetic motivational posters that get posted every day in about 6 different threads, raided eBaums, using vampire scripts and wget raids to yank images off of the server repeatedly. In "retaliation", the next day eBaums tried to flood 7chan's /34/, /b/, /i/, /a/, /ani/, /art/, /cat/, /fit/, /g/, and /fur/. Unfortunately for eBaums, raiding a chan is like urinating in an ocean of urine. People looked, laughed... and then planned the next raid. Stealing from Cracked.comOn Wednesday September 25, 2007, an article appeared on eBaumsworld named "Internet Safety Tips", almost identical to Cracked.com's unfunny article of the same name. It is unconfirmed whether the article was stolen or if the original creator of the article's images sleezy woman Ultimately, nobody really cared, as it was yet another opportunity to whine about eBaumsworld.
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