Epic Fail Guy
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The Epic Fail Guy is a meme in which Anonymous will draw images of a stick figure and imageboard roleplay this character going about various methods of failing completely. This minor forced meme grew into a true meme of epic proportions when in one adventure he pulled a Guy Fawkes mask out of a bin. This image of a stickfigure wearing a mask much like in V for Vendetta became a meme and from then on most depictions of EFG will involve this mask. From then on, the original artist quit and let the meme run rampant. In threads that the OP or a majority of posters are undergoing complete and total failure, posting a picture of EFG is considered enough to tell Anonymous that he is failing the interbutts.
Guy Fawkes was an English Catholic terrorist who tried to destroy the Anglican establishment by blowing up the English parliament in London the only person to ever enter Parliament with honest intentions. Guy, the epic failure, was pwned before he could enact the Gunpowder Plot because King James utilized an early form of the secret service to stop the plan. Thus Guy became an Epic Fail that would be remembered for at least 100 years.
How to EFG
- Do (x), fail at it immediately. Riff on this and try to make it at least entertaining.
- Shoop EFG opening a box of win and (x) comes out. (x) can not equal win.
- Shoop EFG pressing the win button repeatedly and failing at it.
- Shoop EFG pressing win button and nothing happens.
- Shoop EFG saying he's going to "Post CP", mistakenly post Captain Picard and not child porn. (or any other objects or people with the initials “CP”.)
- State “(x) GET!”, which is actually impossible. (Examples: “&*iC! GET!”, "Eskimo Jews GET!")
- State “Newfags can't triforce.” and then fail at triforce on purpose.
- Use the term “epic win”, “i trolled you” and “lulz” in social situations which they obviously don't apply. The more stupid or awkward you can make it the better. This will *enrage oldfags, newfags and moralfags. (Note: This is the most annoying thing on the internet.)
- Constantly explain what Anonymous is.
- Constantly state you are the leader of Anonymous.
- At all applicable social situations state, “Anonymous is all about exposing the crimes of Scientology.” (Which it obviously is)
- At all applicable social situations state, “Anonymous is a cult.” (Which it obviously is)
- Repeatedly ask everyone you know, “What about the Scientology children?!” (Which it obviously is)
- Draw swastikas and dicks everywhere on everything. (Lethal combo: dick swastikas) Try to focus on other peoples personal property.
- Use the term, “we run this” to explain what EFG's is. Don't debate or explain it further. Ever.
- Make sure your picture of EFG is 400x400.
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Epic Fail Guy goes back further than most people realize.
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By failing at failure, EFG wins, thus defining a new ontological space
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Epic Fail WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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EFG goes 2.0 as a .png file
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Failing at synchronization.
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Even as he wins he fails.
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