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EVAR, which is commonly misspelled "ever", is a word that has something to do with time. Derived words include forevar and nevar.

Contents 1 History 2 Usage 3 See Also 4 Official use of the word

History

The term was frequently used at SomethingAwful, where some guy often wrote "EVAR!!1" to emphasize his point. It was subsequently picked up by LJ lusers in unsuccessful attempts at funny. Currently in mainstream use by 16 year old girls to inform you that the newest Harry Potter book is bestest 1 EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.

Usage

EVAR is mandatorily preceded by a superlative (often "best" or "bestest") and a noun phrase, is fully capitalized, and is followed by no less than three explanation exclamation points. It is often used because No Child Left Behind has reduced the emphasis on spelling, so children don't know how to spell let alone know that this is a run on sentence and instead there is too much emphasis put on Standardized Testing which requires no effort at all other than filling in a little empty circle with a #2 Pencil.

See Also

• Nevar forget

Official use of the word

• LJ News uses EVAR as an entry title.

EVAR is part of a series on Language and Communication

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