Faux News (also known as Fox Noise, Fixed News, GOP TV, Our Leader's Glorious Official Republican Government News Network and Fox News) is a network for Republicans, white trash, b***hes, and 13-year-old boys. The flagship of the old media, Fox is one of the greatest sources of drama on teh internets since Bush stole the election last Thursday. Countless blogs and political commentary websites erupt into debate over the latest musings of Sean Hannity or that shemale Ann Coulter featured on the network. Foreigners and Noam Chomsky hate Fox News because Fox covers liberals and terrorists getting pwned by real men with guns. Supporters of Fox argue that the network simply reports the pwnage, and allows its viewers to decide if the victims were asking for it.
Anonymous is a gang of hackers on steroids: internet terrorists, convening within a top-secret site in order to more effectively blow up yellow vans. You must buy a dog, close your curtains and install phone tracing and a new security system to prevent this.
Heath Ledger committed suicide because he either watched the South Carolina Debates, was depressed about the drop in the stock market, or was just "weird."[2]
If you are an American Presidential Candidate, and you want to prove your patriotism by not wearing an American flag pin, you are a terrorist.
Still "Fair and Balanced"
He was there the entire time.
Proving they're still a well informed news organization, the Fox 11 report on January 31st, 2008, aimed at "cyber-bullying," included more stupid news reporting about the dangers of the internet. Don't miss the surprise cameo from YouTube's biggest crybaby Goronchev.
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Is that a bomb strapped to his chest?
Fox has strange bed-fellows.
Ironically, Fox is well know for being corrupt bastards.
