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The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So.. if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!

 


 

— The goatse disclaimer

Goatse is a shock site that consists of a single image that depicts a man stretching his anus so that you, the viewer, can inspect his colon. The term goatse is derived from the site's domain name, which was registered with the .cx (Christmas Island) TLD to form the amusingly coital http://goatse.cx/. For many, goatse is synonymous with the term shock site because of the popular practice of using blind links to misdirect an unsuspecting user to the site. Reactions to this practice were understandably mixed, and after a series of complaints the domain's registrar withdrew the domain in 2004, citing violations of its terms of service. Not content to have stricken one of the most popular sites from the Web, the public continued to pester its elected officials, motivating the US Government to pass legislation making it illegal to misdirect a user to offensive content.

One of the saddest days in the history of the 'net.
One of the saddest days in the history of the 'net.

Fun facts about Goatse

The following is a list of true facts about goatse:

  • Goatse seems to be married because he has a ring on his hand... LOOK!!!
  • Goatse has either a rather large pilonidal cyst or a second, virgin anus.
  • Goatse can refer to the man in the picture, the picture itself, or the website that started it all.
  • He is also known as Bottle Guy.
  • At least 100 people see Goatse for the first time every day.
  • Goatse enjoys long walks on the beach, holding hands, and a giant dildo of death.
  • http://goatse.fr hosts an exact mirror of the main pages of the goatse.cx site.
  • It is now illegal in the US only if you don't explain what it is, which we are. Durr.
  • Goatse has nothing to do with goats.

Legislation Inspired by Goatse

§ 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet
(a) IN GENERAL.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital
images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a person
into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title 
and imprisoned for not moar than 10 years.

(b) MINORS.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images
into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive
a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet
shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not moar than 20 years.

(c) CONSTRUCTION.—For the purposes of this section, a word or
digital image that clearly indicates the sexual content of the
site, such as ‘sex’ or ‘naughty pictures’, is not misleading.

(d) DEFINITIONS.—As used in this section—HR 4472 EAS.

(1) the terms ‘material that is harmful to minors’ and ‘sex’
have the meaning given such terms in section 2252B; and
‘‘(2)the term 'source code’ means the combination of text and
other characters comprising the content, both viewable
and nonviewable, of a web page, including any website publishing
language, programming language, protocol or functional content, as
well as any successor languages or protocols.’’.

(b) TABLE OF SECTIONS.—The table of sections for chapter 110
of title 18, United States Code, is amended by inserting after
the item relating to section 2252B the following:
2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet.’’.

That means that you cannot misleadingly link it because you could trick people into viewing obscenity. However feel free to link it via AIM or your favorite IM client. Instant messaging clients reveal the URL for each link, meaning that if the recipient is tricked into viewing goatse, it's entirely their own fault.

The Man Behind The Anus

Kirk Johnson relaxing at home.
Kirk Johnson relaxing at home.

One very persistent internet user spent months and months trawling all the gay erotica and anal stretching newsgroups that he could find. He eventually located the star of goatse by matching the pattern of moles on his anus. Goatse's real name is Kirk Johnson, and he posts pictures and videos of himself regularly on the newsgroup alt.binaries.erotica.male.anal. He also posts regularly on imagefap, and has thousands (yes thousands with a thou) of pictures depicting his flexible poopchute. Here's an example video, in which you can even hear Kirk Johnson's voice.

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