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Because the dieties of religions don't attend press conferences and also refuse to show up in court (true story), many people debate their nature, like this. Is the nature of God to be the holy trinity of the father, the son, and the holy spirit? Or did Jesus never exist and he was an illusion implanted into people from spirits that Xenu brainwashed 75 million years ago?


Chris-Chan has his own interpretation of relgion ,where he refers not to God or Jesus, but to some entity named GodJesus. Which is relentlessly mocked in the Asprechu comics.

Pardon me, but... Have you GodJesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

GodJesus is also a robot fortune teller that has the power of God and Jesus in him that allows him to tell the future. The toy is asked a question and would give an answer in a similar way to a Magic 8-ball. It was a 1980s toy sold in Japan, made by Bandai. It can also battle other GodJesus robots if the situation arises because it has a mighty cross in its hand.


The meme, of course, is instead of saying God, Jesus, etc. you only say GodJesus.


Most people saying this meme don't realize the most dramatic aspect is that if they said it in midevil (not medieval) times, the Catholic church would burn them at the stake for denial of the third aspect of The Holy Trinity (God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit).