Habbo HotelFrom WhatPort80  Habbo is a website made by a crack team of escaped mental patients with a degree in Computer Science III. The site itself is made of rooms in a 'hotel' in which "people" make avatars that can interact with each other. People sometimes go completely straight bonkers and think this website is completely real, forming meaningless "relationships" to feel as though they are loved, have digital lifeless idiot "friendz" to fill their IRL social void. In the end, everything this website contains and stands for is just asking to be raided. Failure IncarnateThe Habbo OverlordsThese are the paid IRL people who rule over Habbo Hotel.
Ending Your BanEnd Your Ban: The Easy Way  Permabanned but don't want to be? Simple! Just fire off this custom-tailored message to the staff. No matter how much they tell you about OMG OMG DEY STOLE MY FURNI, just ignore them. Keep telling them 'none of the above' or 'other'... they're really just fapping to pixelated Habbo CP and don't want to answer your question.
End Your Ban: The Hard Way  Delete your shockwave preferences, and go back to trolling.
The Hot and Juicy Racism  The Habbo Way is in all respects a set of hidden rules that, in short, say that if you are a dark-skinned man of possible African-American decent, you are to be banned at the stake by the crack moderation staff. So, playing a black Habbo, especially one with a suit on and an afro, will usually get you banned if the Moderators catch you. The Habbo Civil Rights Movement For years now, the Habbo Hotel has been getting raided by a rogue team of United Internets Special Forces who protest Habbo and its racist way. These brave men in uniform carry out their counter-productive raids, in which dark skinned men with afros in Armani suits storm the building and deny children access to the pool, occasionally stopping to kick sand in their faces. Some argue that this benevolent display of black pride is the Habbo world's equivalent of the American Civil Rights Movement of the 1960's, but with opposite results. Habbo shows no signs of removing its racist policies, and usually if a dark-skinned but overall innocent player is in the same room as an organized protester, he or she is immediately racially profiled and subsequently banned, regardless of their behavior. Trolling The HabboIt's fairly simple. Just find a spot where lots of people want to be, and make sure those people can't get to where they want to be by simply standing in the way. This should accompany announcements of how racist the Habbos are, especially the mods. Try to do it while the mods are at their "national socialist" rallies. Ladders of pools, narrow hallways, and thin doorways are good places to stand around and piss people off. Famous /B/lockades Epic Battles Gallery
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