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Image of a Hugbox.
Image of a Hugbox.
The hugbox effectively performing a level fatality.
The hugbox effectively performing a level fatality.

Not to be confused with Huegbox.

The hugbox is a device mainly used by basement dwellers who are too ugly to get hugs from real people. As a meme it was initially coined by sdf from LiveJournal, "Go back to your hugbox" is a frequently-flung insult to those who have been trolled by Bantown. A hugbox is also a purported remedy for Asperger's Syndrome. It is a machine wherein the subject crawls inside, and is then squashed by two giant flesh-like panels, thus producing the feeling of being loved, because a machine that looks like a torture instrument is perfect at simulating real love, amirite?. It is also a very profound metaphor for LiveJournal and many other online forums.

Proper Usage

A hugbox IRL.  You think we make this stuff up?
A hugbox IRL. You think we make this stuff up?

Used primarily in insult form in response to complaints/improper requests, or as a valediction.

<Brattie> WTF TAKE MY PICTURE DOWN YOU *******S
<sdf> Go back to your hugbox.
-!- Brattie was kicked from #bantown by sdf [Go back to your hugbox.]

Example

Behold:

[23:27] * Adrianna (zombiepope@xxxxxxx-B799E136.popsite.net) has joined #hugbox
[23:27] <Adrianna> hai!
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:28] <Adrianna> WTF
[23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna
[23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna
[23:29] * Adrianna (zombiepope@xxxxxxx-B799E136.popsite.net) has left #hugbox

Inventor Temple Grandin and her hugbox

Instructions on how to use your hugbox.
Instructions on how to use your hugbox.

Finally

Now that you're finished with this article, you can be given a proper sendoff:

Go back to your hugbox!!


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