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IRC is the candy of the internet.

 


 

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A typical IRC conversation.
A typical IRC conversation.
What you look like while on IRC.
What you look like while on IRC.

Internet Relay Chat (IRC), colloquially known as Multiplayer Notepad, is a real-time internet chat protocol invented in the late 1980s. As of early 2010 IRC is still going strong, with tens of millions of users populating hundreds of thousands of channels across tens of thousands of servers. Ironically, IRC is less well known for actual chatting, since a majority of users are either bots or idle, than a spawning ground for drama due to endless op-wars and denial of service attacks.

Operators

Channel Operators', or ops, are entrusted with the care of one or more chat channels. In theory, this involves encouraging discussion and maintaining order through well-deserved kicks and bans. In practice, operators kick and ban anyone who doesn't kiss up enough.

A popular tactic for settling disagreements is to temporarily grant the two parties operator status and initiate a kick/ban duel. The user left standing wins the disagreement by default and will subsequently start kick/banning the lazy channel operators who forgot to take his new toys away after the duel.

Methods of Communication

Acronyms

Acronyms are abbreviations for popular phrases, such as LOL and ROFL. Usually used for ironic purposes on IRC, overuse of acronyms is often met with scorn.

See Acronym for more.

Emoticons

Emoticons are small pictures created with characters, such as the smiley - :). Many servers have unspoken rules on which emoticons are tolerated. For instance, using a Japenese smiley, such as ^_^, on Enyclopedia Dramatica's IRC will get you ridiculed mercilessly.

See Emoticon for more.

ASCII Art

 _  _  _ _                 ______                  _____   _____  
(_)(_)(_) |            _  (_____ \             _  (_____) (_____) 
 _  _  _| |__  _____ _| |_ _____) )__   ____ _| |_ _____  _  __ _ 
| || || |  _ \(____ (_   _)  ____/ _ \ / ___|_   _) ___ \| |/ /| |
| || || | | | / ___ | | |_| |   | |_| | |     | |( (___) )   /_| |
 \_____/|_| |_\_____|  \__)_|    \___/|_|      \__)_____/ \_____/ 
                        

See ASCII for more.

Networks

EFnet
EFnet

Today there are several thousand running IRC networks in the world, each composed of multiple servers running various implementations of IRC server software. Fortunately, the IRC protocol has been around long enough that pretty much any client can connect to pretty much any network. Of the many, a few stand out in size and popularity.

EFnet

Eris Free Net, half of the original IRC server network. By far the largest, most influential, and most culturally prolific IRC network.

IRCnet

IRCnet is the other half of the original IRC server network. After the split, IRCnet's population became predominantly European.

Undernet

What IRC looks like if you are on Bantown.
What IRC looks like if you are on Bantown.

An IRC network with only channel services and lots of people who idle and trade inappropriate images.

Rizon

Rizon servers.
Rizon servers.

Home to #4chan, and many fansubbing anime groups; the most frequent phrase uttered across rizon is "^_^". In 2007, operator Jason Michael Downey received an IRL banhammer from the FBI, and is currently working his way through a one year sentence for using a botnet to DOS other networks and their operators. One was unlucky enough to lose $19,500 because of the attacks [1].

Client

  • mIRC is widely believed to be the most popular IRC client for Windows.
  • ircII is the canonical UNIX IRC client, but its userbase has declined with the appearance of competing clients such as ircII-EPIC, irssi, and X-Chat.
  • Mac OS X users can also run any Unix-like client, such as Colloquy, for instance.
  • Firefox users can get the Chatzilla extension.
  • Opera users don't need an add-on.

LibIRC, a framework designed to incorporate IRC into various other applications, such as games, is still under development.

Bots

Because IRC is a tedious bore, people can't be bothered to stay for extended periods of time. The solution to channel moderation and entertainment without actually doing anything yourself is the IRC bot, a script or program written in any of the various languages that can interface with IRC, to:

  • Repeat the same six quiz questions in sequence, for several hours straight.
  • Post interesting news stories about horses.
  • Kick users engaging in actual conversation who happen to type quickly.
  • Get in to kick-loops with each other.



IRC
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Acronyms

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