From WhatPort80

Lurker Below can lurk below. He lurks until he sees a piece of bait in his once deadly hot water, sometimes he decides to take the bait, when he does, he notices it's a trap and attacks the 25 victims who were just happening to be fishing in once scalding hot water.

TOW Lurker, notice the red eyes, from at least 100 hours of lurking

Additional lulz required. Not enough vespene gas.

A lurker is a person who... well... lurks. The person usually does this either because they're a lazy loser who leeches off the community, or because they want to seem cool by lurking. This is quite common on Newgrounds and other Japan-related websites.

Starcraft

A lurker is also a Zerg unit from Starcraft. Internets users seem to think it is funny to mention this when the subject of lurkers comes up. However, this generates no lulz and only serves to confirm their nerdiness.

When a person lurks, they may request that someone give them sauce, the people who notice the lurker may or may not want to give him (or her for you politically correct losers, oh wait there are no girls on the internet) sauce. If sauce is given all will be well, if not all hell will break lose.

Where people lurk

Virgins lurk Stickam with female trolls. Girls show massive amounts of cleavage in order to get views, and, like magic, at least 100 views!

Occasionally a failtroll will pop up on camera, jacking off. He is then laughed out of the chat room, and back in his momma's arms.

See Also

• Moar
• Lurk Moar

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