From WhatPort80

Moar, like sauce, is a word invented by /b/tards. Also like sauce, it is used whenever someone puts up some naughty pictures of unspeakable nature. It has become such a well known meme that it is often used in place of more in irc.

Contents 1 Truth 2 More 3 Moargasm 3.1 Things you may need moar of 3.2 Gallery

Truth

Moar isn't just some random word like most words and phrases bastardized coined corrupted by /b/. In fact, this word dates back to the Nixon era weapons race. Pushing for MOre nuclear ARms, the operation was codenamed "MOAR". Instead of storing the codename in a secure, high-tech storage device, Nixon decided to encode the name into the states of Missouri and Arkansas, which were previously a giant empty territory. Many high-ranking officials have confirmed this, and proof can be found in the image below.

Coincidence? You be the judge.

More

The word 'more' is dead. Moar beat the snot out of more with a 2x4 Last Thursday and threw him off the San Fransisco Bridge, leaving behind his two kids and an Al Green collection. No one has seen more since. It is said that more's children have grown up on nothing but Al Green..

There is a company in business called Moar House Furnishing. They must want moar!

Moargasm

A moargasm is a strange phenomenon that happens when someone needs so much moar of something that moargasming is the only way this moargasmic energy can come out. Having a moargasm has been said to cause the following symptoms:

• Screaming extremely loud
• Feeling of imminent head implosion
• Nausea
• Heartburn
• Indigestion
• Upset stomach
• Extreme pain
• Limb spasms
• Seizures

Moargasms are very dangerous, but can be quelled by smacking the sufferer upside the head with a two-by-four. Due to the excessive amounts of energy released in the process ( equivalent to performing 1000 goatses on an hourly basis ), it has been widely known on the internets that Moargasming can turn you into a complete idiot and/or YouTube vlogger. The only tested and true way to cure moargasms is to eat a butter. Do not use margarine or you will suffer from a more painful lessgasm.

Example:

Things you may need moar of

• Cowbell
• caek
• Lulz
• lurking
• naughty pictures
• DESU
• Internets
• Cats
• Pokemon Cards
• Mudkipz
• Additional Pylons

In the event that you need moar money (which is likely as you are a basement dweller,) then you can always get a moartgage!

Gallery

MOAR CAT FEWD! MOAR CLAMS PL0X! MOAR BIRD FEED PLZ! Doing it wrong

MOAR PRE HISTORIC PALESTINE extinct due to lack of moar ...too much For goths. MOAR! MOAR! I sell propane and propane accessories. Sometimes you really don't need moar. Cockatiel Moar. Moar boar wnat moar Ugly girl NEEDS MOAR!