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 Anime (sometimes called Japanimation, among other things including "crap", over the top, creepy) also known as "Annie May" is the form of animation originating from Japan called "Animation". The main rule in creating a new animu is that the central plot must be utterly bizarre in some strange meth-inspired manner. Animu is the number two cause of Furry tendencies, the first being Animaniacs. You will always find catgirls, bunnygirls, doggirls, piggirls or some other nonsense - always scantily-clothed and submissive. There are NO male anthros - even if there are, they play a small role as expendable side characters nobody ever remembers except for furries. It has been speculated that animu is immeasurably better than American cartoons, but people who aren't out of their minds know that's just silly propaganda, and that they're really the same thing. History  Though a common misconception, the first animu was not Astro-Boy; it was simply the first animu brought to North America. Astro Boy is the story of a young robot boy in a black rubber diaper and no other clothing, making him the worst superhero ever. The plot is hugely reminiscent of Megaman, except that instead of trying to take over the world, the 'Dr. Wily' character just wants to make Astroboy his son, and rename him 'Toby'. The actual 'first animu' was Iron Man #28 (which is why so many mecha are in animu... it started with them), and was created in the early 60's, thanks to the influence of cartoons like Betty Boop (and possibly a lot of acid) the Americans brought with them after nuking Japan. Yes, this means that we (and Betty Boop) are responsible for the odd dinner plate-eye drawing style of animu, as they were basically only trying to copy us at the time. In the 1980s and 1990s, animu began to become popular in America, although mostly underground. Animu is an artform now. Animu is often praised for its artistry and the high quality of the animation. It is often bagged for its incredibly convoluted and constantly repeated story lines (erroneously called "plots"), its high amount of violence, sex and foreign values (like animal rights, sportsmanship, self-respect and filial duty), and its tendency to cause epileptic attacks in small children. Many animu plots are often far-fetched, contrived and repetitive, quickly becoming boring and the "humor" quickly becoming unfunny to anyone who is not a brainwashed Otaku with a negative IQ. Animu boys are usually very skinny and effeminate (but with uber-fighting skills) with dumb social issues.
 Black people rarely exist in animu, and when they do, they usually look like something out of a banned Bugs Bunny cartoon from the 1950's. White Otaku excuse this by claiming that Japan is an isolated island with no knowledge of the outside world (The exception to this is Brock from Pokemon). This is of course total bunk because Japan has fantastic technology (just look at their giant humanoid robots) and most Japanese have more access to the Internet than Americans (as well as access to mind-numbing video games). Hispanics also are virtually non-existent in animu. In real life, many Japanese people are xenophobic, although there are exceptions. For some reason, in animu they seem to have a weird obsession with France. Of all the Western countries to be obssessed over, they choose FRANCE. Oh well. Even if you are french though, don't expect to be able to get into Japanese night clubs.  Animu fans refuse to call Japanese cartoons "cartoons" because this is an English word, and they have forgotten how to use it because of epileptic seizures induced by watching high amounts of Annie May and eating those horrible Choco-sawdust Sticks. However, they are excellent at enraging every normal person within earshot, simply by rambling about these unimportant aspects of Japan. Omg! Hot!
Animu girls are usually busty, White-looking, over-emotional and have eardrum-shattering high-pitched pre-adolescent voices. Either that or the girls have a "deep voice" (what would be a normal adult female speaking voice in America) and have a dark, mysterious past or some nonsense. With their irresistible giant eyes, piercing voices, oddly colored she-mullet hair, their lipless mouths, and their tendency to act like complete idiots, they have found themselves entering the hearts of many a lonely nerd, resulting in some even preferring animu ladies to real life females. Animu girls also have the amazing ability to materialize a bludgeoning weapon out of thin air and to yell "BAKA HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" at an ear-splitting volume and ruthlessly pummeling the male protagonists in animu. All of them are Feisty, and get kidnapped by villains who like their women feisty. See also Hentai Moe Moe, pronounced "Moe Szyslak" is a Japanese slang word known amongst many anime fans referring to fetish for or love for characters in video games or anime and manga. The word has come to be used as a general term for a hobby, enthusiasm, or a non-sexual fetish. Moe characters have appealing traits such as glasses, clumsiness, young age, cute dress etc. This is why they are included in many animes, authors like to create their show with as little effort as possible, as when a moe character is introduced all other qualities of the show can be thrown out the window, since anime fans only care about "character development." Fangirls and Fanboys Animu has an enormous fandom worldwide consisting mostly of 16 year old girls, 13 year old boys, and 30-something basement-dweller males, and there are literally thousands of communities on LJ devoted to this art form. Hardcore animu fans call themselves Otaku, and spend most of their time making AMVs which they then upload to YouTube. Most animu fans pretend to have a high knowledge of Japanese culture and language, though they have never been to Japan or even read a book about Japan, and can't even say the most popular Japanese words like "animu" correctly. They often attempt to use Japanese words (but at incorrect times, with the wrong meaning, the wrong conjugation, and the wrong pronunciation). They also pretend to like eating Japanese cuisine; their knowledge consisting of Pocky - terrible biscuit roll - sushi - an okay snack - and Ramen Noodles -CHINESE noodle soup - but will not pronounce the name of their chosen snack properly. In some rare cases, a person can take animu in low doses, and still maintain some level of normality. A person who has been able to watch animu and still return from the brink may even maintain a healthy interest in Japanese culture without quoting things from it incessantly, however such a case is rare. Genres of Animu
Important NoteWhile many believe that Manga is a type of book, it is a type of comic and believed to be the source of all animu.
Gallery of typical anime cliche's
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