The Cancer That Is Killing /b/From WhatPort80(Redirected from Newfag)
 
Main Cancer Culprits Here are some of the worst threats to /b/: Admins When mods, and admins just stop caring, their *chans tend to fall into the pit trap of chan disease, and eventually null root. This is most notable in 4chan, where the detestable muffpoot's e-peen is directly dependent on the size of his user base. Meaning that to him, furrys and gaia users are A-OK! Most of the time, however, when the admins stop caring they close down their chan, as has been the fate of many a sub par *chan board, and thus, it takes a special breed of fail to let himself be the cancer of his own chan. Perhaps he doesn't understand that hte majority of his users would prefer a lack of furries and gaia users, but then again, considering the majority that newfags have, it'd be pretty surprising if he did. One of the biggest cancers of /b/, even more than any user is when the chan lags and dies. Every day, moot makes /b/ go slower and slower, while making the other boards on 4chan go faster and faster. Moot is also too lazy to implement tiny fixes to solve huge problems in /b/ that have existed for years and he also is too lazy to do anything about how over 50% of /b/'s posts are spam from Anontalk.com. Thus, moot truly is the cancer that is killing /b/. "Artists" Imagine a cam hugger, only these particular ones are so ugly that they post MSPaint pics of themselves instead of mugshots. These threads are full of even more fail, and are just slight variations of the original pic with them droning on over non-existent problems. Gaia users are directly responsible for keeping these threads popular. Forced MemesOnce upon a time, memes became memes because they were either a hilarious paring of an image and text, a catchphrase, or an image with hilarious copypasta. Now more than ever newbs are trying to post nonsensical crap over and over again in an attempt to be responsible for the next big thing for either attention or to claim E-Fame. Worst offender: THE BEST InvasionsAccording to some, at Otakon's 2007 4chan panel, when asked by a random dude if an /i/ board would be added, moot responded that they are for lusers who deserve nothing less than raptor jesus to disembowel them, and that it is the cancer that is killing /b/. There's a youtube video of this here:So it actually happened. He was absolutely right, because these internet tough guys are dragging people in with their fight-club mentality. While most invasions are utter fail that bring in hordes of new users (the worst possible outcome from a /b/tards eyes), it is important to note that a well-planned, well-executed raid (with adherence to rules 1&2) can bring much-needed lulz to our dying dystopia. It doesn't need /i/ in order to do this though, because /i/ is full of idiots. Things on /i/ can go one of two ways: Way #1: Newuser #1: HAY GUISE LOL WUT CHARGIN LAZOR LOLZ SHOOP DA WHOOP THIS KID TOOK MY LUNCH MONEY CALL HIM AND SAY BAD THINGS HERES HIS NUMBER LOLZ 696 696 6969 BUT BECAREFUL HE DOSNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING /i/ user: OMG GTFO MY /i/ NOT UR PERSONAL ARMY OMG JESUS CHRIST N00b Way #2: n00b #2: DUDE GUYS. I JUST GOT THE GREATEST IDEA. HOW ABOUT IF WE...READY FOR THIS? HOW ABOUT WE RAID GAIA?! PRETTY CLEVAR AND ORIGINAL, AMIRITE?! /i/n00b: GTFO MY /i/ No successful invasions have been pulled off by /i/ in a loooooooong time. Encyclopedia DramaticaFor cataloging the secret, sacred memes of the chans, thus allowing anybody to come along and learn about chan culture without lurking. Often exaggerated in its effects by rabid new users looking for a scapegoat. SpamAlthough moot lied to Time Magazine about spammers not bothering on 4chan, any time you go in /b/, every thread will be spammed by the bot for Anontalk.com, often multiple times. Even when /b/ is so laggy that no one can post, the anontalk spambot is still spamming away. The 4chan mods are also part of the cancer for ignoring all reports about this. It is estimated that 50% of /b/'s posts are Anontalk spam. Cures for the cancer that is killing /b/
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