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An abbreviation of "Oh My God", OMG is the internets' equivalent to "WOW!". Usually notes total and complete astonishment. OMG can also be used as a greeting in the place of "hi" or "sup". As of the newly released Web 2.0, ZOMG is now the accepted abbreviation.

To fat people who can't stop thinking about food, it stands for "zero milligrams" when seen on Nutritional Facts on any food item.

Old Variations

OMG cats.

OMG kittens.

OMFG.

OMG THATS ME!!!!!11!!!1one!!

It spins.

OMG!

OMD! - Oh my Days (for chavs and townies)
OMFG - Oh My Freakin' God
OMFG! - Answering the question wtf, or 'where's the fish,' it means 'on my foreman grill'
OMFGG - Oh My Freakin' Golden Girls
OMGZ - Oh, My God: Zeus
ZOMGZ - Zeus, oh my, God (Zebra)
OMGZ!!!111!1 - Oh My God Zarkon
OMFJ - Oh my Freakin' jesus.
OMGWTF - Oh My God What The Funk
OMGWTFBBQ - Oh My God, What The Funk... barbecue?
OMGWTFBBQBYOB - Oh My God, What The Funk, Barbecue, Bring Your Own Burgers
OMGROFL - Oh my gosh, Ruffles or Fish Lard? (trying to decide)
OMGILSHATFO - Oh my God, I laughed so hard a turd fell out (Laughter induced poop attack)
OMGLOL - Oh My God Laughing out Loud
OYG - Oh Your God (popular among atheists and bending units)
OME - Oh My Eris (Discordian; lame)
OMJ - Oh my Jesus (never been said)
OML - Oh my Lanta
OMG - Oh my Gayness
OJ - Former football player and assassin
DM! - Dios Mio! (popular among chicas)
OMS - O My Satan (popular among Satanists and the gr1m who are ov the tr00 kvlt)
AMG - Ach Mein Gott!
OMIGAWD - Oh My God Valley girl style
OMD - Oh Meus Deus - Used in old Rome. Popular with the Catholic Church today. (for serious)
OMC - Oh My Cid, for Final Fantasy Nerds
OMX - Oh My Xenu for Scientologists.
OMP - Oh My Popsicles
HMFGTLIWT - Hail Mary Full of Grace The Lord Is With Thee. Jeah! Over 9000 characters!
W - Wanker

Other Meanings

While OMG means "Oh My God" 99% of the time, it can be used to mean other things depending on context. Here is a partial list:

Oh My God
Oh My Goddess (also Discordian; also lame)
Oh My Goddess! (anime)
Oh My Goodness
Oh My Gosh
Old Man Genitals
Like, Ohhh my GOD! (trendy girl variation)
Overly Managed Garden
Over My (Freakin') Garage! (a final warning before murdering someone; this person isn't messing around)
Outlaw Motorcycle Gang
Object Management Group [1]
Objecting Massive Grapes
Oh Eme Gee
Original Mega Gangsta (variation on OG Original Gangsta)
Old Mother Goose