From WhatPort80

Old media is old, and therefore not as hip and cool as the tubes. If you ever meet a member of the old media be sure to give them purple nurples. If the member of the old media is male, also kick him in the balls. Then ask for their autograph.

Examples of old media include:

• Radio
  • Howard Stern
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Paul Harvey
• Television (Fox, NBC, VH1... there might be others)
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Keith Olbermann
  • Sean Hannity
  • Dan Rather
  • Fox News
  • Liberal media
  • Tim Russert
  • Will and Grace
• Tabloids
  • Annalise Walliker
• Time Magazine
• National Geographic
• The Economist
• Yahoo!
• Wikipedia
• MRI
  • Iworshipsatin
• Drudge Report
• BBS
  • Citadel
• Email
• The Guardian

Also the media loves to talk about how the media corrupts our youth. This is what Irony looks like.