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This 'meme' along with its partner ????, comes from South Park's episode preachy lesson about how 1337 capitalism is Gnomes. Thieving trolls are sneaking into South Park homes in the middle of the night to steal the boys' drawers. After getting busted by the gang, the gnomes use a highly advanced mathematical formula to explain how they turn stolen underwear into pure profit. The formula was as follows:

  1. Collect underpants
  2. ?
  3. Profit


The ultimate goal in life is to gain as much profit as is possible. Profit can come in a wide variety of forms and the achievement of any type of profit makes you a winnar. Gaining of profit is the only way to make your miserable excuse for a life worthwhile. By its very nature, all profit is delicious.

Types of profit

Please note, profit is hierarchical, many lesser profits can be exchanged for a greater profit. Hence the need for work.

Lulz

Lulz are the ultimate goal and really teh only goal. Nevar forget, do it for the lulz. No matter where, no matter when, the achievement of lulz is paramount. This is what we are here for.


Internet Speakz

The following is the prescribed way to instruct someone on how to gain profit, normally sarcastically.

  1. Step one
  2. Step two
  3. Step tres
  4. Repeat step four
  5. ????
  6. Profit!!!

This construction is often used and 4 steps is usually the format. Longer may only be used in the event of truly epic lulz potential. An example for idiots follows.

  1. Go to store
  2. Buy draincleaner
  3. Drink it
  4. Repeat step four
  5. ???????
  6. Profit!!!


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