PedobearFrom WhatPort80 
Pedobear is one of the more famous and long running 4chan memes. For unknown reasons Pedobear’s origins have also been linked to the internet spawned deity Cthulhu. He actually originated from Japan, where he was called Kuma, literally "Bear" (gee, real creative guise). While Kuma was generally lecherous, Pedobear became the mascot for 4chan's legion of slavering molesters specifically targeting prepubescent girls, or "loli". Like King Leonidas and Grinman, Pedobear is the subject of many bad photoshoppings, usually pasted into whatever piece of child pornography /b/tards got their filthy hands on. B& from GaiaA recent update from the stupid developers of Gaia Online made it so you can no longer say or post Pedobear pics. This is because the developers are cowards and don't want to be raided by Anonymous.... though of course making such a declaration increases the likelihood that Anonymous will raid). So to be sure they're protected, they're going to put up curtains, add an advanced security system, put up phone line trackers and BUY ATTACK DOGS! However, it is now known that Pedobear infiltrated Gaia Online's servers some time ago. He can be seen by the sharp eyed whistling innocently as he buys the little ones from vending machines and hits the forums with the intention of obtaining picz. Pedobear and Chris Hansen According to the NBC news program Dateline and host Chris Hansen, law enforcement officials estimate that Over 9000 sexual predators are online at any given moment, including Pedobear. Chris Hansen has been targeting Pedobear and his love of loli specifically for some time now, with absolutely no success. At one point, Hansen and Perverted Justice, the online anti-pedophile organization, had the bear surrounded in a house in New Jersey, but as soon as Pedobear saw his arch-nemesis come around the corner and say “Have a seat, I want to ask you a few questions...” the bear bolted up the stairs of the house and jumped out of a closed 4th story window to avoid capture. A subsequent police dragnet of the area also failed to locate him. Hansen summed up his disappointment at the near miss recently on his blog: "It was during that story that you met a very disturbed bear who had had a sexually charged online conversation with a decoy posing as a 15-year-old girl. The bear later exposed himself and masturbated on a Web cam. He has since been on the run from various charges, including using the Internet to transmit obscene material to a person under 16, attempting to entice a minor to engage in an illegal sexual activity and traveling with the intent to engage in illicit sexual conduct with under-aged persons. When he is caught, and I do mean when, Pedobear faces many years in prison and must register as a sex offender for life. Furthermore, I was molested by Pedobear when I was a child. While Pedobear has been a high profile figure among online predators and still makes numerous appearances on 4chan, he has yet to be caught. Some /b/tards insist that, like the legendary Bigfoot, he simply cannot be caught, and appears and strikes at will and without remorse, and strictly for the lulz. Categories: Memes | Galleries | Chans |
