Peter The CatFrom WhatPort80
ALL HAIL PETER, KING OF /b/
Some loser posted the story of his love life on /b/. With his rant, he posted a picture of his cat, Peter. Obviously, /b/ [didn't emotionally partake, but it fell in love with Peter. Plenty of image macros featuring Peter have been created since. When on /b/, try not to insult Peter's divinity, doing so will result in much drama. Pete, like all famous cats, shares in both the gift that is to be an enamored cat and the curse it is to live your life in the spotlight. He has done nothing important. He hasn't induced any lulz, he hasn't rallied anons to epic raids, he hasn't motivated masses of pimple-faced basement-dwellers to modify currency in an effort to troll the "man". No, he has done none of that. In fact, the only thing Peter is guilty of is...well, being cute. I dare you to find a cuter cat. I double doggy dare you. HistoryOn the warm spring evening of 4/09/09, and a certain /b/tard decided to post a random picture of his beloved feline companion. The original thread has disappeared into obscurity, but the ripples made into the stream of life by his actions are still felt throughout the 4chan community. Quickly, the new kids united with very little opposition by the armies of older users and adopted Peter The Cat as their new reigning king of cats and savior of humanity. To this day, Peter The Cat(or Piotr for the russian-folk) is widely accepted as /b/'s King Of Cats. The Duality Of Peter  On 4/13/2009, it was revealed to the masses, through clever detective work, that admiralcat and Peter are in fact one in the same. The following picture outlines similarities in the bed sheets. Also, the same had been said before based on their similar fur patterns, yet was debunked that same day because admiralcat has two streaks of black fur on the upper part of his eyes. A few days later, the original 'shopper of the admiralcat picture came forth and revealed that the second black streak on admiralcat's left eye was photoshopped there to give the appearance of an angry, yet determined, cat headed to his submarine to invade Amerika. Also, some cables in the background of both pictures were observed as being similar enough to warrant evidence. If these allegations hold true, it would mean that Peter is A)bipolar B)in command of your armies and nuclear arsenals. That would make him, quite literally, the most dangerous and the cutest cat of all time. Clearly defining his position as rightful king of the cat throne.
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