From WhatPort80

Internet Police are a self-inflated governing body heartset on making the Internets a good, moral, upstanding, and politically correct place. Fortunately, generally just causeheads with little power. The Internet Police is a branch of the Internet military, and not to be confused with the IRL police, whose contribution to society is broader and whose tactics include the random administering of a lot more beatings and tazings.

Contents 1 About 2 IRL Internet Police!? 3 IC3 4 External Links

About

The Internet Police is seen in two main forms:

1. Soccer Moms: Self-descriptive title. Generally overbearing unsexed housewives with nothing better to do than see if little Timmy is "experimenting" with www.hotforhorses.com
2. Institutional: As seen in public schools, universities, and literacy institutions across America. Strict, "CyberWatch" style mollycoddling of today's youth has increased teenage obesity 633% in recent years.'

IRL Internet Police!?

According to Yahoo News, China has cartoon police officers that patrol illegal websites. They 'patrol' the internets making sure they don't download sexy time pix. Which is the main reason why living in China sucks.

IC3

The IC3 (aka Internet Crime Complaint Center) are the internet police branch of the FBI; helping crack down on 419 scams, credit card fraud, identity theft and auction fraud. Contrary to popular belief, they don't arrest people for calling you "fatty" on the internet.

External Links

• destroying your illusions