From WhatPort80
Put Shoe on Head was the natural evolution of pornography on the internets. YTMND users acknowledge that, not only do they not have sex, but they are in fact not interested in it. This is a family site, so for example purposes we will say Stickam in the example, but adult cam sites are generally where this meme was done.
Methodology
- Go to Stickam.com.
- Enter a chat. Selecting a room from "Girls" is preferred, though you may choose from the "Boys" room if you are a confirmed bachelor.
- Direct the performer to "Put Shoe on Head." Most of these girls are from the former Soviet bloc, so Engrish skills are a must.
- The girls will try to entice you into giving them money by saying things like "I put shoe on head in pvt room bb." Don't believe that nonsense. They will give up the goods for free if you are persistent. Promising her you will pay for a private room if she puts shoe on head and then just exiting the room is considered a fair and honest negotiation tactic.
- If a shoe is not available, a keyboard, mouse, or other object is also acceptable. The more random the object, the greater the lulz.
- Use whatever hacker skills you have to to capture the image as soon as she puts shoe on head. Pressing your PrtScrn button and then pasting into MSPaint is considered particularly l33t.
- ????
- PROFIT!
These days anyone on cam should be directed to "Put shoe on head", as it is generally considered hillarious by anyone with a sense of humor.
Notable Put Shoe on Heads
Tom Green puts a shoe on his head.
