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Rozen Maiden is one of the more up-and-coming anime series out there. The reason for Rozen Maiden's popularity, though, is that the main character is a shut-in social reject, much like all anime fans, and thus serves as a convenient method of living vicariously through someone who isn't real. Naturally, there's a real girl with a crush on him, but Jun prefers his doll, who regularly beats him, srsly. The

This particular show is remembered among trolls for two reasons; first, it gave the world DESU. Secondly, as attested by many 4chanians, dolljoints are strangely arousing.

Contents 1 Characters 1.1 Dolls 1.2 Humans 2 Story 3 See Also 4 External links

Characters

Dolls

Due to loose character development, not much is known about the mysterious Rozen Maiden dolls. What quickly becomes obvious, however, is that all of them have about as many social skills as the average /b/tard, which is usually enough to keep the lulz coming from one episode to the next.

• Suigintou - A.K.A. Junk. Vengeful goth with wings that turn into machine guns. Also, LOL NO ABDOMEN.
• Kanaria - A.K.A. Kanada. Crazy doll with a violin and an umbrella and yellow puffy pants, WHAT THE HECK. NOBODY EXCEPT LIBERACE WEARS STUFF LIKE THAT.
• Suiseiseki - DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
• Souseiseki - A.K.A. Boku. Desu's twin sister. She dresses like a guy and wears a top hat.
• Shinku - Cranky, British doll dressed in red who beats the stuffing out of her emo hikikomori servant, especially if her tea is late.
• Hinaichigo - A.K.A. Nano, because of her nanomachines. Pink-clad cutesy doll who draws all over the walls with her crayons.
• Barasuishou - A pirate. She is the fake seventh doll.
• Kirakishou - Another pirate, but wears her eye patch on the other side. Likes strawberries, bananas and cannibalism.

Humans

Huh? what? there are humans on this show?

• Jun - Started all of this by finding Shinku and winding her up.
• Nori - Jun's lacrosse-playing sister.
• Kashiwaba Tomoe - Jun's stalker, whom he constantly rejects.
• Rozen - This is the story, of a man named Rozen, who created seven psycho little dolls. Even when apart from him, the dolls still scream his name every night.
• Enju - Remedial student in Rozen's Dollmaking 101 for Dummies. Turns out to be homocidally jealous of Rozen for making nicer doll clothes than him. Created Barasuishou.
• Laplace - Enju's furry lover, turns into a giant rabbit when he clicks his heels three times. Oh and he's immortal and omniscient.

Story

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See Also

• Desu
• Desuchan
• Anime

External links

• PEACH-PIT The creators of Rozen Maiden
• Rozen Maiden "Official" anime website of first season
• Rozen Maiden Anime Official anime website of the second season and third season
• Desuchan, a *chan for everything Rozen Maiden.