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STFU (standing for Shut The F*** Up) is a command used to inform an internet user that they need to be quiet, stop posting or stop talking on IRC. Also used as a way of expressing disbelief. STFU is also used on a message board to express the fact that the person you are replying to is an idiot.

Example:

"She said I was a hoe so I told her to STFU"

Grammar

Grammar Nazis will often tell you to watch your prepositions near the end of sentences. They will happily suggest you use the abbreviation Stuf as a substitute - the polite response is to immediately tell them to STFU.

STFU in spoken language

STFU+BTFUWIFTTU
STFU+BTFUWIFTTU

To prove how 1337 they are, jerks will often choose IRL to say "Ess tea eff you" instead. They somehow believe that this is less offensive or not counted as swearing. Some idiots also believe that saying STFU is quicker, which ignores the lulzy fact that they are both four syllables. Even worse, others like to pronounce it like a real word, by saying, "Stuh-foo." Both almost guarantee the speaker will be told to STFU almost immediately afterward.

The big STFU

Some predict that eventually God will get sick of furrys, midgets, idiotic internet users and your mom. When this happens, the Apocalypse will begin, allowing God to finally make the human race STFU. God will descend to Earth in the form of a 80 year old Chinese man in panties, give the finger to W and then explode, killing all but Chuck Norris. Stephen Colbert.

... or STFU

Replacing the old "...or bust" catchphrase, "... or STFU" is quickly gaining popularity. Usage examples:

They say...Proper Response
"I think I have scurvy" "Orange juice or stfu."

Gallery

See also



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