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The Sandwich Chef

From WhatPort80

The Sandwich Chef knows all and sees all; he is made of omnipotence and win. He is a judge and arbiter of all things who may be called down by a /b/tard in order to determine what two ingredients a post or image is made from. The Sandwich Chef started his life unremarkably as a random fat heathen in the pleasantly named Jack Chick tract “Hi There!”[1] Apparently he had some drama with his wife, but then again who wouldn’t if they were destined to be a pathetic example of Christian fanboyism?

Charlie Conners expounds on his thorough research in biological evolution.

This tract was posted on the Something Awful forums and photoshopped into the version seen here[2]. This Sandwich panel was later posted on /b/.

Subsequent shoppery involved only the one panel where the Chef decries the failure of various things, or very occasionally lauds them. He instantly became old meme, and rarely if ever are new versions posted. Instead the same crap is endlessly recycled as with most /b/ content is.

Applications

To decry the awfulness of something reach into the gallery below for an appropriate Sandwich Chef comment and post it in your favorite thread. If you are inclined toward original content you may try your hand at shopping the blank one included here for your convenience.

To date nobody has attempted the Fifty Sandwich Post. Be the first on your block to try it!