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 Video games (or commonly referred to as "vidya gaemz") are a way to get girls and your mom to stop bothering you with pesky human contact, while losing brain cells and gaining weight. Many companies have produced consoles in the hopes of gathering many gold coins from dedicated gamers. Japanese consoles: Playstations 1, 2, and 3 had moar fail added with each new system. Nintendo, SNES, Gamecube and Wii. The American company Microsoft retaliated with a sneak attack by releasing the Xbox. The XBox was enormous and didn't fit in most working-class homes, but its magnificent graphics created many submissive zombies. It also had a tendency to burst into flames, producing much lulz. The XBox 360 was later introduced to prevent a widening of the video game gap. Consoles wars are heavily focused between PEE-ESS-TREE and EXBAWKS because they are both so insanely expensive, gamers parents don't allot them enough allowance to buy both. Thus flame wars ensue over which console is superior, in attempts to justify their purchase to everyone else. The three current consoles can be summarized in the following way:
Types of Video GamesFighting GamesA very hard and rather intelligent gaming genre which requires the player to ball their hand into a fist and smash as many buttons as possible until somebody dies. An example of most fighting games can be found here. First-Person ShootersIn First-Person Shooters or more commonly FPS, the player's objective is to move the joystick around until they find an enemy and then attempt to aim at them and pull the controller's trigger. This is often deemed impossible by FPS gamers who will cry hax if such feat is successful. Note that the common alternative is to just throw frags and hope you don't kill yourself. If you have accomplished a spray and pray successfully it is common netiquite to position your nuts over the vanquished foes forehead and spam "pwned" while crouching repeatedly. Any FPS that is not Quake Music-related GamesThis is when you pretend you have had any musical experience in your life and try to look experienced whether it be dancing like an azn, hitting buttons on a fake guitar, or making an annoying, crackling puberty shriek into a microphone and referring to it as singing. Third-Person ShooterAlmost exactly the same as FPSs, but now the camera messes up on you and instead of having the aim that comes with the FPS view, you now blindly shoot around from the position of a puppet master stalker behind your character. Role Playing GamesDoes anyone remember the original RPGs where you sat in a basement covered in acne, wearing a wizard hat, and pretending you had a life? Well, these are pretty much the same except now you can leave the basement while still remaining in its safety. The player can now design their character to be free of acne and actually able to talk to people. Hell, if they have enough game money they may even be able to get their Holy Grail, not IRL of course. Real Time StrategyYou play as person who actually gets respect(big surprise for you, I know) and has the ability to command vast armies for whatever stupid purpose they could desire. Seriously, these are cool but usually they revolve around making tanks, sending them some where, and then harvesting crystals of some sort for money so you can make more tanks. Massively Multiplayer Online GamesThese are ironically the games that are inhabited by the most socially inept lusers to ever roam the interbutts. Usually they're obsessed with leveling, and meeting more people they can poorly interact with. Often at times, people on MMOs will form guilds so they can pretend they have really close friends. MMO players almost never leave their compy(or a console, lulz) unless it's to go clean their grandmother's toilets or mow lawns so they can get their monthly subscription paid. Popular MMOs are World of Warcraft, Runescape, EverQuest, EverQuest II, Diablo 2, Phantasy Star Online, Phantasy Star Universe, Guild Wars, and Final Fantasy XI. Sports GamesMost games are used to remove people from their crap reality, these are just for people who suck at sports.
Vidyo Gaemes, ya hear?...awell the tiem and eevrydai. See Also
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