From WhatPort80

An Engrish term you call into a comment war when Godwin's Law fails. Can be accessed by dialing whine-one-one (not to be confused with 911).

When to use it

• When somebody says: "Leave me alone!"
• If there is a comment war and someone whines
• If there is a comment war and no one whines
• On girlmecha's or hardvice's sites.

Variations

1. Bawwwww
2. WAAAAAHmbulance
3. WAHmbulance
4. Hambulance (in reference to fat people)
5. Amber Lamps (not to be confused with the hot chick of the same name.)

Usage

• "Somebody call the waaaambulance!"
• "Oh crap! We need an LJ waaaambulance!"
• "Someone call the waaambulance! We have an emo-gency!"
• "If she eats any more she'll need a Hambulance."

Transformers: The Movie

One of the main characters of the movie Transformers is the well known Ratchet. Little is it known that his toy was repainted into a waaaambulance and sold as a target exclusive. Go buy your transforming waaambulence today for the low price of $20.

Gallery

|Is it driven by a drama EMT?

The waaambulance LJ Award

See Also

• BAWWWWW

Whambulance  is a part of a series on  LERNIN 2 INTERNET Aspierations • BLANKING IN PROGRESS • DOING IT WRONG • Failing It • Internet tough guy • GTFO • Project Chanology • Troll's Remorse • Trying Too Hard • Gb2 • Unrealistic Expectations • Unwarranted Self-Importance • Waaaambulance • STFU • An hero • Stop Posting