Mark Bunker (AKA "Wise beard man", came to the attention of Anonymous as something of an ally and reliable advisor in the war on Scientology. He rejoined YouTube in early 2008 after his original account was, not surprisingly, removed due to a copyright infringement claim by the Church of Scientology and he spent a week uploading his XenuTV videos; some were of him being assaulted by Scientologists and others were of him putting the Scilons in intellectual checkmate. He works in television which sources tell us was some sort of primitive communication device used before Al Gore invented the internet. He sells DVDs of his exposés about Scientology to raise money for a full length documentary to expose the cult. Also, he has cats that live off the mysterious holy sustenance provided by his beard.
Wisebeard hocking DVDs to raise Money to make an Anti-Scientology Documentary.
Pre-beard Mark Bunker wins his first Emmy in 2006. If you look in the background of his videos, you can see this thing sitting on top of his chest-of-drawers.
Wisebeardpoke just learned anon is raiding scientology.
Wise Beard Man waters his beard during a live broadcast from XenuTV.com
Wise Beard Man is asked how long it took him to grow his beard. He responds.
Look out scilons!
Wise Beard Man doesn't afraid of anything.
A challenger appears
Wise Beard Anon
Trivia
Some people, dont like Wise Beard Man
Wise Beard Man's beard is a Body Thetan repellent, and can also deflect bullets.
L.Ron Hubbard once tried to chat up Wise Beard Man in a bar in San Francisco. Wise Beard Man proceeded to kick him in the nuts.
There is no chin behind Wise Beard Man's beard. There is only another beard.
Wise Beard Man's beard once fought Chuck Norris, and won.
Wise Beard Man is the father of Chuck Norris, and it is a shame that the son will never be as great as his father.
Chuck Norris jokes are old news, and Wise Beard Man disdains their use.
Wise Beard Man is a prejudiced. He prejudices.
Wise Beard Man's beard is a donor organ.
Strands from Wise Beard Man's beard are woven together to make the toilet paper used on the Space Shuttle
Contrary to popular belief, Wise Beard Man is not a wise man with a beard, he is a wise beard with a man.
It has been documented that Wise Beard Man is capable of Dividing by Zero
Wise Beard Man does not cry. He waters his beard.
Not once in Wise Beard Mans life did he ever get sick, injured, or in need of medication. He only needs to re-charge his Beard once every thousand years.
Wise Beard Man is the only man to be taken seriously after calling out Anonymous.
A scilon once went near Wise Beard Man, and his foot got crippled *FOR LIFE*. His soccer career was ruined, OH NOES.Seriously, check out 12:15-14:15
Wise Beard Man's arch nemesis is a scilon named Evil jacket guy.
Wise Beard Man told scientologists "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine". And he'll damn well do it.
