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Much like [[16 year old girl]]s, 13-year-old boys can be found all over AIM chat rooms or, in a less popular but more concentrated population, on BYOND. They are easily recognized as they lack an Adam's apple. They make easy targets for drama-baiting as they will, without fail, slavishly worship whatever horrible band MTV happens to be plugging this week. They tend to have very bad spelling skills and like to say koo' a lot. They also enjoy cussing a lot because it's koo and teh fscking shiznit beyotch LOLLZ OMFG!111. When not online, 13-year-old boys can be found playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], X-Box Live, and Candyland, or trying to convince some poor girl to be seen with them in public. ==Charming Naïveté== [[Image:Gross 11.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Thank you, [[facebook|internets]].]] 13 year-old boys are easy as hell to manipulate via the [[internets]] because of their trust of anyone they believe to be in authority and predominantly remorseful nature once confronted with objections to whatever it is they're doing at the time. There are many ways to go about wrangling a 13-year-old boy, such as offers of candy or threatening to have them banned from their favorite [http://www.idiotgamer.net/forum Pokemon forum]. Use your newfound control for having them star in your latest youtube submission or [http://www.futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914 enacting lulz-ridden revenge]. [[Image:FAIL_FAIL_FAIL.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The face of a 13 year old boy.]] == Quotes by 13-year-old boys == {{squote|A7x Is dA HeAvIeSt bAnD EvAh !!!|Typical 13-year-old boy}} {{squote|Dude! leave me alone until I'm finished with this level !!!|13-year-old boy who is addicted to games}} {{squote|You are a sore loser! Don't even think about paying for an [[Xbox Live]] membership, you'd be waisting your money.|An unfriendly [[Troll|13-year-old boy]]}} ==Ambitions== *To get level 134 on Runescape!!!!!1 *To know everything there is to know about 4chan. *To be in the Delta Force, just like in bLaCk HaWk dOwN!!!!!!! *To launch b0mBs at skool!! *To bcom GM in a 20+plyr game!! *To be a Ninja. *2 B FIRST RANK ON THER CS SERVER!!!! *To be from the ghetto. *To cuss a lot. *To be emo. *To beat Through Fire And Flames on expert. *To get a life. *To be B1ll G4t3s. *To teach themselves a jutsu. ==The Very Best of 13-year-old boys== <youtube>f0WVWGefazc</youtube> <youtube>TkMh-WaWMJo</youtube> ==Gallery== <gallery> Image:13boylol.jpg|Typical Down-Sydrome-diagnosed 13-year-old boy. Image:MichAD.jpg|There is no explanation... Image:Pruane2forever.jpg|The average 13 year old boy. Image:Scientology kids.jpg|A [[13-year-old boy]] and a 15 or [[16-year-old girl]] start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal. Image:Sdfghjkl.jpg|A 13-year-old boy when he's grown up. </gallery> == Notable 13-Year-Old Boys == * Trey Burba * Mitchell Henderson * [[HTS-Noob]] == See Also == * [[16-year-old girl]] == External Links == * [http://www.dearcupid.org/question/can-a-teenage-guy-get-an-erection-just.html Can a teenage guy get an erection just from hugging a girl?] * [http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm Typical 13 year old boys love sex and video games] *[http://soundclick.com/share?vid=45825&bid=792905 Textbook Example of a "funny" 13 year old] [[Category: Subcultures]]

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