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__NOTOC__ {{quote|She installed electronic security, a phone tracing system, and <b>bought a dog</b>. *WOOF*|Phil Shuman| on how [[Anonymous]] took steps to protect herself from [[Anonymous]]. Oh, the [[irony]]!}} <br> [[Image:Whereisyourdog.JPG|thumb|You might well ask.]] '''Buy A Dog''' is a [[meme]] that originated when [[Fox News|Faux News]] ran an investigation on the growing threat of [[hackers on steroids]]. The propaganda flick relayed the horrifying tale of an Alex Wuori, whose [[MySpace]] had been [[hack]]ed. He also claimed that threatening messages were left on his mom's answering machine. In typical over-the-top fashion, his mother immediately did what any reasonable person would do: she purchased a new security system for her entire house, put a tracer on their phone line, closed the curtains, and finally...she '''BOUGHT A FRICKIN' DOG'''. {{clear}} ==Gallery== <gallery> Image:Hotdiggetydog.jpg|Eat dog. Become immortal. Image:buyadog.jpg|Dogs. Making you buy them since 2007 Image:A_dog.jpg|Dog promotional poster by Ollie. Image:Dog.png|[[Anonymous]] trembles Image:Stuckdog.jpg Image:Dogs-anons_weakness.jpg|[[hawt|Cute?]] I don't think so. Image:Smartpitbull.jpg|Anonymous begs for mercy in the face of a dog with a [[shoop|laser]]. Image:getadog.jpg|Do it nao. Image:Dog_curtain_van.jpg|dog+curtains+van...you nevar thawt you'd say it. Image:Hackerdogs.jpg|Will track you down like a [[Chris Hansen]] on [[Pedobear]]'s tail. Image:Dog_curtains.jpg|'''Dog Curtains'''...the only firewall for [[anon|steroidal hackers]] Image:Dobo.jpg|A Doberman may be a good choice Image:DogPerson.jpg|LAPD and Anon Image:Showerail.jpg|This will help you keep your family safe Image:Curtains-defense.jpg|Anon will NEVARR attempt to haxx0r you or detonate a van close to you if you have curtains, espeically if used in combination with a dog. Image:Anonydog.jpg|Anonymous. We'll make you buy a dog. Image:A_dog_not_fine.jpg|Dogs may screw you up, though. Well, hum. Image:staredog.jpg|This dog poses little threat. Image:OHSNAPVICK.JPG|Dogs don't like Michael Vick. Image:Buy a Dog Tapestry.PNG|Dogs have held back terrorists for [[at least 100|hundreds]] of years. Image:Moark9.jpg|[[Moar]] K9! Image:Firedog-hat.jpg|Wearing a Firedog hat will not help you. Image:Hacker's delight.jpg|Finally, a solution! Image:NewsBuyaDog.PNG|Looking to buy a dog? </gallery> [[Category:Memes]]

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