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{{quote|<big>If it exists, there is naughty pictures of it. No exceptions.</big>|Rule 34|[[Rules Of The Internet]]}} [[Image:Rule 34.jpg|thumb|Sorry, you cant ''unsee'' something.]] [[Image:Bayeuxrule34.jpg|thumb|right|Predates the [[internet]], possibly as far back as the [[Bayeux Tapestry|11th century.]]]] The oft-cited Catch-22 of internet lore, '''Rule 34''' has been proven true beyond all doubt by fetishists, [[furries]], adult babies and other childhood-destroyers, and is a proud feature of brain-searing websites such as [[4chan]], and [[7chan]]. In a nutshell, Rule 34 is naughty pictures of the worst possible things you can think of. It can be real, but is often [[hentai]] drawings made by sick individuals. Rule 34 was written long before any of the other [[Rules Of The Internet]], the reason for this according to Greenspun: "I just thought it sounded better to have a 34th rule, as though it were part of a comprehensive system." <br> Some amendments and corollaries of Rule 34 are: <br> *Rule 35: If no naughty pictures of it exist yet, it will be created shortly. All it takes is a crude [[photoshop]]ping. *Rule 36: There is [[Hentai|Yaoi]] of it. If it does not exist yet, some stupid fangirl will come along and make it. *Rule 37: All rule 34 of [[404 girl]] is a moral offense. This is not a breach of rule 34, /b/tards simply do not accept it in their midst. Pretty ironic, considering how everything else is free game to them. *Rule 38: However, there is an exception to Rule 34; Never, [[EVAR]] do rule 34 of [[Love You Forever]]. If you do, a) you have no soul, b) you just drew [[CP]], and c) you just [[divide by zero|divided by zero]]. Good going you prick. === Noteworthy Finds === * Bananas in pajamas * Tinker Bell and Jiminy Cricket getting it on. * Rainbow Brite: Crack fiend by day, topless dancer by night. * 493 species of [[Pokemon]], in every combination, in every position. * Super [[Mario]] Brothers orgies. * Battletoads in their homosexual inclinations. * Orgies featuring the Linux Penguin, BSD Daemon, Clippy, and an anthropomorphic apple. ==See Also== *[[pr0n]] *[[Furry]] *[[Hentai]] ==External Links== *[http://rule34.com/browse/ The Rule 34's official website.] *[http://img.7chan.org/34/ 7chan /34/] *[http://www.aerisdies.com/ Large gallery of 34's] {{memes}} [[Category:Netspeak]] [[Category:Memes]][[Category:Galleries]]

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